This is not the time to tell me that its impractical or uncomfortable. I don't want to hear it. I just want to have my yurt fantasy.
I want to live in a yurt with a nice porch. And a good internet connection. Something like this will do:

For candy houses this year, I made a candy yurt. My fantasy yurt would be best if it were, in fact, made of pretzels and had hershey kisses for solar arrays.